My Favourite quotes.

The fun quotes have always been a hit. It's great way to personalise the bag, and let's face it - A great icebreaker in any situation!

I always get asked about my favourite quotes, and a helping hand in choosing one. To make it easier, I have collected my favourites here, and whether you are ordering a bag or not, have a read - It will put a smile on your face...

If you have a favourite of your own - Please feel free to add it in the comment section. KJ

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OF COURSE I WANT MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO 

WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO WITH A FUCKING CAKE...?

 

I PREFER NOT THINKING BEFORE SPEAKING, I LIKE BEING JUST AS SURPRISED AS EVERYONE ELSE BY WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH

 

HASTA LA VISTA

 

FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN

 

I AM NOT A ONE IN A MILLION KIND OF GIRL. I AM A ONCE IN A LIFETIME KIND OF WOMAN.

 

I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON PER DAY - TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY AND TOMORROW DOES NOT LOOK GOOD EITHER!

 

I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR MAKING IT THROUGH THIS WEEK WITHOUT STABBING SOMEONE WITH A FORK

 

GREAT SPIRITS HAVE ALWAYS ENCOUNTERED VIOLENT OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS

 

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME

SO IF YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME

  • I’LL LAUGH AT YOU

 

I DRINK TO MAKE PEOPLE MORE INTERESTING

 

IN ORDER TO BE IRREPLACABLE ONE MUST ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT

 

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND REALISED I DON’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SIT BACK AND BE AVERAGE

 

IN ALCOHOL’S DEFENSE I HAVE DONE SOME PRETTY DUMB THINGS WHILST COMPLETELY SOBER TOO

 

I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED 

I KNOW

IT FREAKS ME OUT TOO

BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

 

CARPE THE HELL OUT OF THIS DIEM

 

I DON’T SUFFER FROM INSANITY

I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

 

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN EXTREMELY PISSED OFF WOMAN

 

I MEANT TO BEHAVE
BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY OTHER OPTIONS

 

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL

GET UP

DRESS UP

SHOW UP

AND NEVER GIVE UP

 

LIFE ISN’T ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF

IT’S ABOUT CREATING YOURSELF

 

WHEN NOTHING IS SURE
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE

 

I HAD NO INTENTIONS OF WAKING UP THIS MORNING AND BEING THIS FABULOUS

SOME THINGS ARE JUST OUT OF OUR CONTROL

 

TRUST ME…  WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I HAD NO PLANS TO BE THIS SEXY. BUT HEY, SHIT HAPPENS.

 

I DON’T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM - YOU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY ATTITUDE  - BUT THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM!

 

SHOW A GIRL YOU DON’T CARE AND SHE WILL CHASE YOU
SHOW A WOMAN YOU DON’T CARE AND SHE WILL REPLACE YOU

 

PLEASE GOD CURE MY HANGOVER AND I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN - ALSO PLEASE FORGIVE IN ADVANCE FOR LYING ABOUT NEVER DRINKING AGAIN...

 

I KISS BETTER THAN I COOK

 

AS I HAVE GROWN OLDER I HAVE LEARNED THAT PLEASING EVERYONE IS IMPOSSIBLE - BUT PISSING EVERYONE OFF IS A PIECE OF CAKE.

 

I THINK STUPID PEOPLE WERE PUT ON THIS PLANET TO TEST MY ANGER MANAGEMENT SKILLS

 

I’M NOT PERFECT
BUT I’M LIMITED EDITION

 

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT

BUT PARTS OF ME ARE AWESOME

 

SILENCE IS GOLDEN
UNLESS YOU HAVE A TODDLER
IN THAT CASE IT IS VERY, VERY SUSPICIOUS

 

FRANKLY

MY HUMOUR IS FOR MY ENJOYMENT

IT IS INCONSEQUENTIAL IF YOU GET IT OR NOT

 

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

THE SECOND BEST ARE VERY EXPENSIVE

 

THE BEST FRIENDSHIPS ARE BUILT
ON A SOLID FOUNDATION OF
ALCOHOL, SARCASM, SHENANIGANS,
AND A DISLIKE OF THE SAME PEOPLE
 

MANNERS MATTER

GOOD LOOKS ARE A BONUS

HUMOUR IS A MUST

 

SWEET AS SUGAR

HARD AS ICE

IF YOU SCREW ME OVER I’M NOT SO NICE

 

WOMEN ARE NOT MOODY

WE SIMPLY HAVE DAYS WHEN ARE LESS INCLINED

TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT

 

 

RABBITS JUMP AND THEY LIVE FOR 8 YEARS

DOGS RUN AND THEY LIVE FOR 15 YEARS

TURTLES DO NOTHING AND THEY LIVE FOR 150 YEARS

LESSON LEARNED

 

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU HAVE NEER HAD, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE NEVER DONE.

 

I’m not saying I am Wonder Woman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

 

IMPERFECTION IS BEAUTY MADNESS IS GENIUS AND IT’S BETTER TO BE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS THAN ABSOLUTELY BORING

 

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS 

  1. MIND YOUR OWN
  2. STAY THE HELL OUT OF MINE

 

I DON’T WANT EASY – I WANT CRAZY

 

C’EST LA BLOODY VIE!

 

OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER, YOUNG ENOUGH TO DO IT ANYWAY

 

DEAR SANTA
I’VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR.
OK MOST OF THE TIME…
ONCE IN A WHILE.
FUCK IT! I’LL BUY MY OWN SHIT

 

If you stumble, make it part of the dance

 

99% OF MY SOCKS ARE SINGLE,

YOU DON’T SEE THEM CRYING ABOUT IT…

 

BETTER OOOOOPS

THAN A

WHAT IF…

 

I HAVE THE SIMPLEST OF TASTES

I’M ALWAYS SATISFIED WITH THE BEST

 

STRESS IS CAUSED BY GIVING A SHIT!

 

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